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What about that chicken
with the mushroom sauce and rice?

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Mm, not sure.

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Yeah... Pasta?

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We're
always having pasta.

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HE SIGHS

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We
could phone something in.

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On a Tuesday?

8
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Well,
what do you want, then?

9
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Oh, I don't know,
just something a bit different.

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Egg and chips?

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Mrs Baird?

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Yes?

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You
don't remember me, do you?

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Um...

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Darren.
Darren McNaughton.

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Ian's
friend from school?

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Oh, yes. Darren!

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I'm just back for a few days and
I thought I'd try and catch him,

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but I don't have his number
or anything.

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Um...

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Well,
listen, why don't you come in,

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and I'll give him a ring?
See where he is.

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I'm amazed you remembered
what house it was.

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No,
no, I spotted it no problem.

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Really? It's ages
since you've been here.

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Oh, yeah, but all the others have
had stuff done to them

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but
yours is exactly the same.

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Ach,
I'm sorry to hear that.

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Aye, she was a good age,
though, Mr Baird,

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do you know what I mean?
Was it your mum's mum?

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It was, aye.
That must have hit her hard.

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Oh, it did.
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OK,
see you shortly, bye.

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He's going to pop over.
Oh, brilliant.

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So how
long are you up for, then?

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Just till the weekend,
then I'm back down the road.

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Ah, right. Well, I'm sorry it's
under such rotten circumstances.

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Ah, it's fine.

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But as my mum says, "Darren, she'll
be up there now with your papa,

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"so we just need be thankful for
all the good times we've had

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"and get her house on the market
before that boiler dies as well."

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Right...

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Excuse
me a moment, Darren.

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Ah, Christine.

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That's them been.

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Er, sorry?

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Rentokil.Oh, right, OK.
What didthey say?

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Aye,
it's mice, Beth.

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Oh, dear.
So he's laid traps

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and he's put my Frosties
into a Tupperware.

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Oh,
well, that's good.

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It's the
humane ones he's put down.

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Right, right.
And if they don't work,

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I'll just go back to smashing
them with that sandal.

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Right.
Are you sure

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you've not had any signs
of them in here, Beth?

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No,
I don't think so.

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Do you want me to come in
and have a quick look round?

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Well...
It's no problem.

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All I'll need's a magnifying
glass and a flat-soled shoe.

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And cos my gran had workedat the
bus station for years, a fewof the drivers came as well.

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Ah.
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"She's not seen hide nor hair
of you lot for years,

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"and then six of you
turn up at once!"

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Oh! Aye!

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And the only reason they made it
at all was cos they got a taxi.

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Ah...

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Oh, hello.
Who's this?

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This is Darren,
Ian's friend from school.

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I'm actually just in checking
if she's had any droppings.

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What?
Have you seen any?

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They're like wee pieces
of black rice, Eric,

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but
they're not rice.

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They're
actually wee pieces of shit.

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No...
No, no, we haven't seen any.

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Aye, but would you know
what you're looking for?

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They're very small.

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Well, I would hope so, if they're
coming out a mouse.

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Sorry about this, Darren.
Christine's had Rentokil in.

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Mm-hm.Oh, right.
And where are theycoming in from?

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The
vent at my tumble dryer.

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And the guy says that
he thinks they're using

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the
fluff residue as bedding.

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Oh, they know what
they're doing, don't they?

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They do.

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See, I used to have hamsters,
so I've seen it all.

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Oh...Right, well, it's
good thatyou've got the professionals in.

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I'm sure they'll get on top of it.
So, um...

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who'd like a cup of tea?
Oh, yes, please, Beth.

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Right. Darren, cup of
tea?Or coffee?

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I wouldn't say no to a cup of tea.
Of course. How do you take it?

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Milk
and two, please, Mrs Baird.

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Here, Beth.

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Check your lino
for any debris lying about.

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That guy says they will
hoover up any leftover food.

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Bit
like this one here, Darren.

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Aye...

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SHE SIGHS

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So you were at school with
Ian,were you?

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Yeah,
the academy, yeah.

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Hmm.Did
you do better than him?

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He
had very poor results.

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Excuse
me, Ian did OK.

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What did he get?

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Well, he...

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I remember
he got a B in English.

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Ach!
It's no' like it used to be.

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I mean, they practically
give them away nowadays.

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Spell your name right
and you get pass marks.

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Ach, you're talking rubbish,
isn't she?

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I
mean, what did you get?

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A D.

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Oh, it was maths that
my daughter struggled with.

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Oh, really?

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Although she always had
the right change

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when the
ice cream van came round.

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What
school did she go to?

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Queen Margaret's.

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Oh, Queen Margaret's. That's all
right, that place, isn't it?

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Yeah,
she did quite well.

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Certainly surprised a few of
thoseteachers she had.

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And
what does she do now?

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She's a homemaker
in North Wales, Darren.

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Oh, OK.

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So
where are you staying now?

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Manchester.
Ah.

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Oh, Manchester?

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You're
a Granada man now, eh?

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SHE CHUCKLES

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Do you remember
The Krypton Factor, Eric?

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Oh, aye, aye.

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That
was Granada, Darren.

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I... I
don't think I've seen that.

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Oh,
it was a game show.

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They used to put people
through challenges,

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sort of
tested them to their limits.

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A bit like she does
when she comes in here.

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I was very good at
the observation round, Darren.

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Oh, OK.

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Hmm. Mind you, that was when
I had the old specs.

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So what brings you
back up here, then?

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My gran's funeral.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, dear.
I know.

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I am
sorry for your loss, son.

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Had she been fighting
poor health for quite a while

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or
was she taken quickly?

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It was
quite quick in the end.

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That's
what I hope for myself -

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no lingering,

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just
a swift and painless exit.

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You
can do one now, if you want.

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It's been a tough time,
but we've all sort of

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pulled together
and we're getting there.

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And you can take great comfort
in the fact

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that she is now in
a far, far better place.

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Where was the funeral?
St Luke's.

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Oh,
well, in saying that...

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DOORBELL RINGS

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I'll get it.

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Have
you got rats, Beth?

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What? Um, no.

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Well, we just saw the van. We
thought you had a wee problem.

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Is it a nest? Have you got a rats'
nest in your house?

167
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No, I don't, Cathy.

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They were actually in
at Christine's.

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Has she got them?
Oh, well, a couple of mice.

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Oh, mice, is it?
What have they put down?

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Um..
. These sort of bait boxes.

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Oh, look, why don't you come in
and she'll explain it herself?

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At Pat's funeral?

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No, no. It wasn't.

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It was.
It was not.

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I'm
telling you it was.

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No, it wasn't.

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It was 50-50
with the crusts cut off.

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Torpedo rolls are no way to
showrespect, Darren.

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Hey...

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Oh, hello.

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Who's he?

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Are
you a rat-catcher?

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I'm not, sorry, no.
I work in digital marketing.

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SHE SCOFFS

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This is Darren,
an old friend of Ian's.

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He's
up from Manchester.

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Oh, Manchester?

189
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Which
bit do you live in?

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Just near Canal Street.
Hmm.

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Oh, yeah, I see.

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You've got it
right on your doorstep.

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Remember
I had my photo taken there?

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She made me stand in front of
the C,so it just said...

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Right! I was just telling
Cathy and Colin

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about
your mice, Christine.

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Oh, yes. I've had pest control
in earlier.

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Aye, we saw the van.

199
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We thought maybe Beth
was having Eric dealt with.

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THEY LAUGH

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They live next door, Darren.
He's a cheeky wee shite,

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but he
can be funny occasionally.

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So where have these mice
come from, then?

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Well, he says they're
field mice looking for food.

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Poor wee souls.

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Just trying to
put food on the table.

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Well,
not a table, but...

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COLIN:So what have
they done?Have they put traps down?

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Bait boxes.

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That's what they do nowadays,
they're a bit kinder.

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Oh,
they are, Beth, they are.

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But I've put down some
cubesof bread

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soaked
in bleach as well.

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Remember we had them when
we lived in Deanston Drive?

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Oh, yes.
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Oh, I just put down the
oldsnap traps.

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Oh, see, you know where you
arewi' them, eh?

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Yes.They're
not very humane,though, are they?

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Oh,
you're telling me!

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I nearly lost
the tip of a finger in one.

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So, Manchester, eh?

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What made you want
to live there, Darren?

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Don't know, really.
Lots going on, I suppose.

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Lots of cafes,
bars, restaurants...

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COUGHS:
 Cock!

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SHE CLEARS THROAT

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I'm sure there are lots
of good reasons

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to
live in Manchester, Cathy.

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Aye, it's a big, bustling
city,isn't it?

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It is, uh-huh.

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Aye. So you'll be getting
itevery night.

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Oh, for God's sake, give the boy
a bloody break, will you?

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I
am so sorry, Darren,

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you must wonder
what you've come into.

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It's not always like this in here.
SHE CHUCKLES

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DOORBELL RINGS
Oh, that'll be Ian. Excuse me.

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Darren,
what's this monkeypox?

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Eh...

239
00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:01,519
Hi.Hi.
Oh, thank God you're here.

240
00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,519
So you've got Darren McNaughton
in there?

241
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:07,839
Oh, yes, and he's through talking
to Christine and Cathy and Colin.

242
00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,319
Oh, that's nice.
What are they doing here?

243
00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,479
Christine's got mice.
What?

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Just go through.

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He did.
No!

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I'm telling you.

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He also killed
some heterosexual men.

248
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Although, it was only the gay ones
that got their dinner made for them.

249
00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:26,319
DOOR OPENS

250
00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,279
Ohh...

251
00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,799
Hello!
Hello, you!How are you doing?

252
00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,959
I'm good, aye! Yeah.

253
00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,879
Are you OK?
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254
00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,519
Oh, my God.
I can't believe this.

255
00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,279
I know.
I'm sorry just to drop in,

256
00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,719
I-I don't think I have
the right number for you.

257
00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:42,959
No,
it's maybe changed.

258
00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,959
And you're not on Facebook
oranything, are you?

259
00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:47,479
No. I can't be bothered
with social media.

260
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,679
Anyway, listen,
sorry, this is Gordon.

261
00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:50,839
Hi,
how are you doing?

262
00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:53,479
Hi, I'm fine, thanks.
Pleased to meet you.

263
00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,479
That's
his boyfriend, Darren.

264
00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,159
Honestly!

265
00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:01,760
Uh...
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266
00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:03,919
So
how come you're back?

267
00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,199
My gran died, so it was
the funeral yesterday.

268
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,119
Oh, I'm so sorry.

269
00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:12,719
That cemetery at St Luke's
is a fucking disgrace.

270
00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:15,540
No
disrespect, Darren.

271
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,159
Where
is it you're living now?

272
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,719
Manchester. I was in London
for a couple of years

273
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,599
and then I stayed in Bristol
for six months,

274
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,479
but I just bought a flat
in Manchester.

275
00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,999
Oh, right. Whereabouts?
Just off Whitworth Street.

276
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,239
Oh, yeah.
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277
00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:29,679
Not really, no.

278
00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:32,439
COLIN:She took my
photo just roundfrom there, didn't you?

279
00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:33,799
Aye,
made me stand right...

280
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,999
Yes,
thank you, Colin, we know.

281
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,999
ERIC:You used to go for
the oddweekend to Manchester, did you not?

282
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:43,039
Oh, aye, back in the day,
but I'm a homebird now.

283
00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,439
I've literally just been
painting a ceiling, haven't I?

284
00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,239
Yeah,
it looks really nice.

285
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,839
We've
splashed out on Crown.

286
00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,439
CHRISTINE:
Ooh.

287
00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,439
So how long has it been? I can't
remember the last time I saw you.

288
00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,679
Pfft.
God knows. Years.

289
00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:58,319
Aww, it's so nice
you got back in touch.

290
00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,479
Aye, the two of you
were such great pals.

291
00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:04,759
In fact, I remember, did you not
stay over once or twice?

292
00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,719
Eh...

293
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:09,159
CATHY:
Oh, did you, Darren?

294
00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,679
I think he might have.
I can't remember.

295
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:14,439
Did
the two of yous bunk up?

296
00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,759
Honestly, I can't even remember
why you ended up staying.

297
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,119
It was just crashing over
at friends.

298
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:22,479
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just friends.

299
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,919
Yeah.
Close friends?

300
00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:26,119
Cathy.

301
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:29,479
Oh, aye? Wee bit of the old
Brokeback Mountain?

302
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:31,919
COLIN CHUCKLES
IAN LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

303
00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,519
You weren't...?

304
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,399
I mean,
we were, like, 16, 17.

305
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,839
Oh, so you were
just experimenting?

306
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:42,679
Oh, Beth, experiments happening
up in your boxroom.

307
00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:45,919
SHE MOUTHSI
think you can date a lot of this

308
00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:48,759
back to the gay kiss
in EastEnders.

309
00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,959
You know, it's nothing to
beembarrassed about.

310
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,559
I
was the same at that age.

311
00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,399
I'd
have stuck it anywhere.

312
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,999
And then again,
not long after that,

313
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,319
you had
the two women in Brookside.

314
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,719
Do
remember that, Beth?

315
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,799
I do, yes.
Aye.

316
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:07,639
One of them buried a man under
the patio and then became a lesbian.

317
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,079
Or was
it the other way round?

318
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,519
CATHY:So,
Ian, come on,spill the beans.

319
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,399
Was he your first?
Cathy!

320
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,319
Yes,
Cathy, that'll do us.

321
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:21,439
Oh, come on, Beth! Don't say
youdon't want to know.

322
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:24,799
Hmm? Ian, was that your first
timewith a boy, was it?

323
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,380
Up in the boxroom?

324
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,860
Well, yeah.

325
00:13:30,861 --> 00:13:33,959
And
what about you, Darren?

326
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,279
I had a wee try at a hand job
on the French exchange,

327
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,959
but Ian was my first proper
full go at it.

328
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:42,199
Aww.
.. Isn't that nice?

329
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,759
Mine
was in someone's porch.

330
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,399
Oh.

331
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,519
Aye, well,
everybody had a first time.

332
00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:50,280
Very
good, there we go.

333
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,039
DARREN SLURPS

334
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:54,039
Where
was yours, Beth?

335
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,239
GORDON GASPS

336
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,039
Eh...

337
00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,759
I don't think that wasthe
first time.What?

338
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:04,079
When I stayed over, I don't
think that was the first time.

339
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:09,359
Remember the day we came back, and
your mum and dad had gone to Asda?

340
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:10,559
Ah...

341
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:14,599
Oh! And where did you
do itthat day?

342
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,360
Come on.
Was it in here?

343
00:14:17,361 --> 00:14:22,359
Oh,
my God, it was, Col!

344
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:27,470
Whereabouts?
Where did you do it?

345
00:14:27,471 --> 00:14:30,639
SHE GASPS
COLIN SNICKERS

346
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,319
Cathy, that's enough.
You're embarrassing the boys.

347
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:39,450
Look, we were all young once,
let's just leave it there.

348
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:47,890
I've got a coupon for the
Rug Doctor if you want it, Beth.

349
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,660
TOILET FLUSHES

350
00:14:50,661 --> 00:14:55,319
So...
Oh!

351
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:58,519
This is a nice surprise.
Huh?

352
00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:02,999
You didn't mentionthat he
was your ex when you said wewere coming over.

353
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,759
He's
not really my ex.

354
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,759
Well, you had sex with him.
Oh, my God!

355
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:10,239
You can't just say that anybody
you've had sex with is your ex.

356
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:14,679
Yes, you can.You can if
you've onlyhad sex with about three people.

357
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,239
Four...

358
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:22,190
..if you count that thing
that happened at the urinal.

359
00:15:22,191 --> 00:15:27,519
So did anybody at school
know that you had a wee thing?

360
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,079
No. Oh, God, no.

361
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,159
School
was a nightmare.

362
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,039
Sunday
nights were the worst.

363
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:36,399
I used to sit in the bath and thinkof
excuses for why I wouldn't haveto go in.

364
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:41,839
Hmm. Diarrhoea has never
let me down, Darren.

365
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,479
God, I know. It was terrible,
wasn't it?

366
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,799
Eh...you didn't have
any trouble at school, did you?

367
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,039
Er, yeah.
Did you?

368
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:53,719
Oh, aye. I mean, you didn't want to
be known as gay at our school.

369
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,319
Did
you get teased about it?

370
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:59,319
Teased? It was bullying. Full-
onbullying every day.

371
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:02,159
What...? I mean,
what were they doing?

372
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:06,079
Oh, just constantly getting picked
on, calling you names.

373
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,879
It was a nightmare.

374
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,759
Poof. Bender.

375
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,799
Gay boy.
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376
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,399
CATHY:
Jobby-jabber?That's very bad.

377
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,399
Fairy. Bum chum.

378
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,279
Arse bandit.Oh,
that's terrible.Yeah.

379
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,199
So it is, Beth.
So it is.

380
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,519
What about turd-burglar?
Did you ever get that?

381
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,759
I don't think we need to hear
any more of these.

382
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,940
It's
just abuse and prejudice.

383
00:16:28,941 --> 00:16:34,639
You see, I always thought that
shirt-lifter wisnae quite as bad,

384
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:39,039
cos, technically, you could
just be having a look.

385
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,319
I used to get picked on
at school too.

386
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,759
Oh, did you, Gordon?

387
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,719
Oh, yeah, yeah.

388
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,079
What
did they call you?

389
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,300
Lanky Legs.

390
00:16:48,301 --> 00:16:51,599
ERIC:Well, I'll
tell you something,see if I'd have known

391
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,799
all
that was going on...

392
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,519
Oh, aye, what would you
havedone about it?

393
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,439
I'd have gone up
to that bloody school!

394
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,199
Oh, they never listen
to the parents!

395
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,159
The amount of times I was
upat Sophie's school

396
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:07,399
complaining about
the poor range of hot desserts!

397
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,719
If you'd gone up to the school,
it would just have made it worse.

398
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,439
Anyway, I couldn't really talk
to you about stuff like that.

399
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,879
Eh?We would
always have listenedto you

400
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:18,639
if you wanted to talk to us.
Yeah, you say that now.

401
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,999
Christ,
up until I was in my 20s,

402
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,199
he was still asking me if
I hada girlfriend.

403
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,180
Eric!

404
00:17:24,181 --> 00:17:28,039
You've never said any of
thisto me either.

405
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,639
Well,
I'm fine with it now.

406
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,160
Do you need a hug?

407
00:17:33,161 --> 00:17:35,719
Eh,
no, I don't need a hug.

408
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,719
COLIN:
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409
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,879
there weren't as many
of you around.

410
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,439
Yeah.
Not in day-to-day life.

411
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,399
I mean,
they were on the television.

412
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,839
Aye, on television.

413
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:49,159
They
make for great entertainers.

414
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,959
But we didn't know
anybody personally.

415
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:55,079
Er, I think you did.
Who?

416
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,519
Remember David Walker that lived
in the house on the corner there?

417
00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:00,679
Aye.
He was gay.

418
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,759
No!

419
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:01,759
IAN CHUCKLES

420
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,359
Aye.

421
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,399
I used to see him
in town regularly.

422
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,399
You're joking?!
Oh-ho-ho!

423
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,999
God, I took him for a game
of golf once.

424
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,959
I took my trousers off
in front of him.

425
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,999
Oh, well, he did well
to hold himself back, eh?

426
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,359
Can
you believe that, Cathy?

427
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:20,039
Well, I mean, his wife
always did look quite fed up.

428
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,639
Oh, my God!

429
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:24,580
Well,
you just never know.

430
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,599
I
got fitted for a bra once

431
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:32,319
and the woman that did it cupped
mejust a wee bit too long.

432
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,399
Listen, I'm really sorry if you
feel you couldn't come to us.

433
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,359
I feel awful.

434
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:40,839
I'm sorry. I feel like I've come in
and put the cat amongst the pigeons.

435
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,399
Well,
you have, actually.

436
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,679
Look, no, it's really good
that you got back in touch.

437
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:48,359
It's so good to see you.
Next time you're here,

438
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,039
you'll need to come to our flat.
We're nearly finished doing it up.

439
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,319
It's
looking good, isn't it?

440
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,759
Yeah, it's...OK.

441
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,799
Ceiling
needs a second coat.

442
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,919
How long
have you two been together?

443
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,319
Oh, God, about...

444
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,599
..three years?
Three years, two months.

445
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,919
Oh, my God. That's three years
longer than my longest relationship!

446
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,359
Aww, really?

447
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:11,159
CATHY:Ah,
you see, that's morelike it.

448
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,919
That's a proper gay.

449
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,319
So
what is it, Darren?

450
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,759
You never met the right person,
or do you just like

451
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,319
a constant stream of anonymous
sexual encounters?

452
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,319
It's...
Have you ever done groups?

453
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,599
Anyway, who'd like another
cup of tea?

454
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:27,119
CHRISTINE:Oh,
yes, please, Beth.Aye, on you go.

455
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:30,839
No, I'm OK, thank you.
Just a tiny wine, Beth.

456
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,159
Er, Darren?

457
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:36,079
No, thanks.
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458
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,759
CHRISTINE:It was
the academyyou two were at, wasn't it?

459
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,999
The academy, aye.

460
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:45,890
And what did they offer
in the way of hot desserts?

461
00:19:45,891 --> 00:19:54,079
Here, what did you make of
what Ian was saying?

462
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:55,799
What about?

463
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,799
About him at schooland feeling
he wasn't able to tellus what was happening.

464
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,559
Yeah, well...

465
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:05,319
..we really should
have known what was going on.

466
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,759
But I didn't even know
he was gay.

467
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:10,439
Oh, come on.
What, did you?

468
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,999
Well, yes.
I think I did.

469
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,799
Well,
why didn't you tell me?

470
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:20,119
Because I wasn't sure
what you'd say.

471
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:22,079
You never tried it
wi' a woman, Darren?

472
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,279
Eh, once.
Did you not like it, no?

473
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,759
No.Maybe
you didn't do it right.

474
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:30,879
No, I...I think I put it
in the right one.

475
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,759
I've not.
Hmm?

476
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,359
I've
never done it with a woman.

477
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,839
Nah. It's
always been boys for me.

478
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,660
Boys,
boys, boys, boys...

479
00:20:39,661 --> 00:20:46,479
CHRISTINE:Where
does itcome from, homosexuality?

480
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,760
Well, I mean...

481
00:20:48,761 --> 00:20:51,559
..I don't know,
it's just part of you.

482
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,639
COLIN:
So, do you just know?

483
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,879
Oh, yeah.
Yep. 100%.

484
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,079
You remember the first time
we talked about it?

485
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,319
What a relief to know there was
someone the same as you.

486
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,199
I know.
I know, I was the same.

487
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:07,079
And did you just start shagging
straight away, aye?

488
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,639
Here, Beth,

489
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:12,479
they're both saying that they
always knew they were that way.

490
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,279
Did
you know Ian was?

491
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,440
Well, yes.

492
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,719
I had a fair idea.

493
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,359
COLIN:So did we.
Eh?

494
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:25,239
Oh, aye. Remember he went out
for Halloween as George Michael.

495
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:29,079
He
just nailed it, no bother.

496
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,959
I remember that.

497
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:36,039
I gave him a Braeburn apple and
a fun-size Milky Way.

498
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,959
I actually think my father
might have been.

499
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,359
What?!
Your father?

500
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:44,679
Yes. Looking back,
I think he probably was.

501
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:49,759
You see, maybe it's something
that's passed down genetically,

502
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,599
like flat feet.

503
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,599
That might explain why my dad
was so weird when I came out.

504
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,879
Was he? What did
he do, Darren?

505
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,399
Did he...
Did he slap your face?

506
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,959
Well...

507
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,399
..no.
Oh.

508
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,439
ERIC:Your
father, Beth?You think so?

509
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,519
Yeah.
And what makes you think that?

510
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,719
Well, he had a close friendship
with a guy who wasn't married,

511
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:14,319
and looking back, I think
there was maybe more to it.

512
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:18,599
Beth, you should tell
more people about this.

513
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,199
It makes
you sound interesting.

514
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,279
Well, you had to keep it
under wraps back then.

515
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:26,559
I mean, it was illegal.
I mean, not like with you boys

516
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:30,959
with your piercings
and your own bit on the beach.

517
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:34,119
Pat saw two men going into
the disabled loo

518
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,239
in the old BHS once.

519
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,839
Not a wheelchair
or a stick between them.

520
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:43,199
Mind you, she said one of them was
kind of hobbling when he came out.

521
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,439
CATHY SNICKERS

522
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,959
COLIN:
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523
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,839
Any history of it
in your family?

524
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,519
No.

525
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:55,599
See, this pair,
they've got it in their blood.

526
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,959
Remember the first time
we went to a gay pub?

527
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,559
Oof. Delmonicas.
Is that still there?

528
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,079
No,
not any more, no.

529
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,279
Yes, it is.

530
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,159
Actually, it is.

531
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:08,239
Remember Diane? Mad Diane.
She worked behind the bar.

532
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,639
Oh, my God,
she was off her head.

533
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,239
Remember the night she cracked open
the fruit machine to get coins out

534
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:13,239
cos
she'd run out of change?

535
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,239
THEY LAUGH

536
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,719
I remember that. Oh, Tuesdays
nightswere the best.

537
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,999
That was karaoke.
Oh, that was such a laugh.

538
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,599

in life after love?

539
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,359
God, that was a big
one,wasn't it?

540
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:27,439
Yeah, she's quite obvious
though, Cher, in't she?

541
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:30,799
Hmm?I always tried
to go forsomething a bit more original

542
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,679
at the place I used to go to
down in the gay quarter

543
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,719
on the
outskirts of Harrogate.

544
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:38,839
Right.
So what did you do, then?

545
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,719
Classic hip-hop.

546
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,559
Did you, Gordon?

547
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,119
Let's hear a bit.

548
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:49,410
Yeah, come on, Gordon,
let's hear you.

549
00:23:49,411 --> 00:23:52,159


550
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,599

The hip, hip-hop-a

551
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,839

to the bang-bang boogie

552
00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:03,210

rhythm of the boogie the beat.

553
00:24:03,211 --> 00:24:09,999
Thursday nights were
goodas well.

554
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,159
We had some brilliant nights.
Oh, we did.

555
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,079
The best.
Honestly, just the best laugh.

556
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,159
CATHY:
Do you know, it's so strange

557
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:21,359
to see Ian all happy
and smiling, isn't it, Col?

558
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,879
It's good that it's still going.
Oh, aye, it's still going,

559
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,639
but we don't really go out
in town now, do we?

560
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,799
Let's go now.
Eh?

561
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,039
Let's go. Let's go into town.
Darren's come all this way.

562
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:36,279
Let's all go out into a gay bar
and get totally fucking fucked.

563
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:39,839
CATHY:
Yes, Gordon, come on!Really?

564
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,999
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, let's do this.

565
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,399
We're
up for it, aren't we, Col?

566
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,919
Well, aye...

567
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,039
..as long as you stand outside
the toilet in case I need to go.

568
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,559
Beth, do you want to come and get
shit-faced in a gay club?

569
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:52,359
No, Cathy.

570
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,999
Eric, you up for it?

571
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,719
Come on, Eric,
get your hot pants on.

572
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,159
No.
Christine, what about you?

573
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:03,239
Well, I'd like to, but I'd better
go in and check my bait boxes.

574
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,799
Come
on, let's do this!

575
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,959
Let's go and hit the booze
with other gay men!

576
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,479
I
can't go out like this.

577
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,359
CATHY:Well,
just goand get changed, then.

578
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,079
I don't
have any stuff with me.

579
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,839
You've still got
some tops upstairs.

580
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,959
I'll need to go
and get changed as well.

581
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,519
Darren, come with me and
help me decide what to wear.

582
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,159
I'm
hopeless with clothes.

583
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:27,519
Well, just come
and give me attention. Come.

584
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,919
Where's
this stuff, then?

585
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:32,220
Er, right,
I'll come and show you.

586
00:25:32,221 --> 00:25:34,599
This is great!

587
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:38,159
Can't wait to get into town
and get strutting my stuff!

588
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,799
Do... Do they have locks on
the toilet doors, Gordon?

589
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,999
I 'ope not,
cos I am ready for action!

590
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:48,319
I...I might just walk about
with my flies down all night.

591
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:52,039
Yeah,
let the old cock hang out.

592
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,639
Yep,
cocks, cocks, cocks!

593
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,520
I
absolutely love them!

594
00:25:57,521 --> 00:26:02,679
Are you all right,
Gordon?Hmm?

595
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,679
You
seem a bit wound up.

596
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,079
Me?
No, no, I'm ready to go.

597
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,439
You really
want to go to this place?

598
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,620
Does
sound quite lively, Eric.

599
00:26:12,621 --> 00:26:19,999
Are you sure you're no' just
trying to prove a point, son?

600
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,439
What do you mean?

601
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:25,279
Well, cos this Darren boy's shown
upand they've been talking

602
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,399
about all the stuff
that they used to get up to,

603
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,679
you're
wanting to do something

604
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:35,479
in case Ian thinks that your
life'sa bit boring.

605
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,559
I mean, Gordon...

606
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,560
..
you're painting ceilings.

607
00:26:41,981 --> 00:26:47,039
You know something?

608
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,319
I wish
I'd been more switched on

609
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,959
and a bit more supportive of Ian
when he was growing up.

610
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,959
So
let me tell you something.

611
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,959
It's OK just to be the person
you are, Gordon.

612
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:04,030
To hell with what anybody
else says, just be yourself.

613
00:27:04,031 --> 00:27:07,959
IAN:
 Right, how we doing?

614
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,159
You all set?

615
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,800
SHE INHALES DEEPLY

616
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,240
What's happening?

617
00:27:17,241 --> 00:27:19,479
Do you know what, I think
I might just give it a miss.

618
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,079
Huh?
But it was your idea.

619
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,399
Yeah,
but you and Darren go.

620
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,280
I
think I'll just go home.

621
00:27:27,281 --> 00:27:31,519
Well, listen, I'm not bothered
about going either.

622
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:32,999
Are you not?

623
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,279
Nah.
I'll just come home too.

624
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,980
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

625
00:27:37,981 --> 00:27:40,879
OK,
are you going to get a taxi,

626
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:44,759
or will I get your dad
to run you in?

627
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,160
Change of plan.

628
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:54,140
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

629
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:04,519
I mean,
bait boxes are all right,

630
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,719
but
see the old snap traps?

631
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,639
There's a... There's a satisfaction
in it,

632
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,679
from actually hearing
the impact of the metal

633
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,960
on the mouse.

634
00:28:14,961 --> 00:28:17,639
Have
you got the poppers?

635
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:18,999
Oh, aye, sorry.

636
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,519

is always greener

637
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:26,239

on the other side

638
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:30,119

is always greener

639
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:33,719

are lucky, some are not

640
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:40,759

for what I've got

641
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:45,479

is always greener

642
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,889

on the other side.

643
00:28:48,890 --> 00:28:53,440
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